alphabitches:

10yo sister: i know why your phones so cracked its bc of all ur selfies

me: image

(Source: alphabitches)

jesuschristvevo:

*has my feelings surgically removed*

bootipop:

I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows