dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(Source: surprisebitch)


Reaching that point during your semester whenimage


how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that


If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

(Source: verticulars)


i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden)